I HATE ALL SASSY ROOSTERS
by FLOY FISHER
July 13, 2000
I hate ALL sassy roosters!
They love to pick a fight.
Attacking bare legg’d women
Brings them sheer delight.
I’d venture out to gather eggs.
Often ‘twas the same.
As soon as I’d hit open ground
Here that rooster came,
Strutting sideways stealthily,
Daring me to run.
Frightened and defenseless
I’d stand without a gun.
One day I was ready,
A big, long club in hand,
I sallied forth with courage,
All braced to take my stand.
So when he strutted closer
I whacked him on the head.
He finally humbly walked away –
Next morning HE WAS Dead!!!!
(Whew, Peace at last!!!! I didn’t really mean to.)
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