We Husker fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Colorado fan we see strutting down the street, with that obnoxious Black & Gold "CU" on their shirt and/or hat. We would swerve our vehicles as if to hit them, and swerve back just missing them.One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest , "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to say mass at Our Lady of the Hills Church , about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest . "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift."
The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road. Suddenly, I saw a Colorado fan walking down the road, with that "CU" shirt on, and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud thud. Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors, but still didn't see anything.
I then remembered the priest. I turned to him and said , " Sorry Father, I almost hit that Colorado fan." "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door!"
GO BIG RED!!!!
-- Submitted by Cal Freehling
Hi Calvin, I was going to ask you how you were doing but, By the sounds of things I could tell your doing just fine. I've heard that one before. My Cousins, Uncles, Wife, and even my own Son turn on me during football season. I'm not to big on College ball but, I get a kick out of ribbing you guys when your team is flat. hehehe! This year CU really stinks, It should be a walk in the park for you guys. You got to admit when both teams are doing well it sure makes for a great game! I was pulling for the Huskers last week. I still can't believe that dang fumble. Larry
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